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my mrs getting horny!!

just thought would share this as made me chuckle!



last weekend was down at the LBS just sorting one or two things on my bike! My mrs has now done her first tri and has definately got the bug! In the bike shop were looking at some time trial bikes and sexy road bikes!



On the way home in the car she said....."i am feeling horny!"



I replied " that must be the bike shop then"



Brilliant!!!!

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    Chris JChris J Posts: 71
    ipay1980



    Your Mrs says that to me all the time...
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    hahaha, when i was maintaining my bike my ex used to say "I wish you would touch me like that"
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    MrSquishyMrSquishy Posts: 277
    when I'm maintaining The Silver Bullet my old MTB says the same!
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    Chris JChris J Posts: 71
    The flip side is I don't have to buy my bike a bottle of red wine to be allowed near the saddle! It never wants to 'talk'. And, thanks to this familiarity, i can go for almost 3 hours on my bike.

    [&:]



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    Chris J wrote:
    It never wants to 'talk'



    thats why she is my ex :D

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    Chris JChris J Posts: 71
    While I'm at it my bike doesn't carry any spare tyres too. [:D]
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    Cheryl6162Cheryl6162 Posts: 356
    All pretty much the same to me. Whichever way, when you get a flat you have to stop what you're doing and try and pump it up again!
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    Chris JChris J Posts: 71
    Cheryl



    At my age if that happened I would resign myself to a DNF!
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    sfullersfuller Posts: 628
    Chris J wrote:


    Cheryl



    At my age if that happened I would resign myself to a DNF!





    Better than a DNS at least
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    BexHBexH Posts: 226
    Cheryl6162 wrote:


    All pretty much the same to me. Whichever way, when you get a flat you have to stop what you're doing and try and pump it up again!



    Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Brilliant Cheryl!
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    Chris JChris J Posts: 71
    Just had a DNS. [&o]
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    Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    All pretty much the same to me. Whichever way, when you get a flat you have to stop what you're doing and try and pump it up again!

    Priceless Cheryl, Priceless!
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    gavinrigg06gavinrigg06 Posts: 176
    Better than a False Start !!
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    anitaanita Posts: 27
    ha ha lol. He is talking about me lol. But I am not going to make reference to what I meant by feeling horny lol.
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    Cheryl6162Cheryl6162 Posts: 356
    At my age if that happened I would resign myself to a DNF!


    Gents, I think you will find that us ladies have no objection to a DNF from our men!



    Means more time in the saddle for us!
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    JessterJesster Posts: 482
    Youre a classy girl cheryl. And so right!!
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    anitaanita Posts: 27
    Brilliant lol-
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