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27th June Rookie Day - even more important info

Are you going to teach how to moon walk out of Transition?

What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? AF will be playing Giggs this summer

Michael Jackson's dates have all been cancelled......James 10, Steve 7.......

Ambulance officers who attended MJ have confirmed he had two 10-year old boys in his bedroom and he was having a stroke

Hearing MJ’s body will be melted down and used as parts for toys, allowing children to play with him for a change

Hospital staff don't know what to do with Michael Jackson's body as plastic recycle day is not until next Tuesday

Some people didn't think he had died, they thought he was just off colour

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.

MJ has died of a heart attack this morning, he found out that BOYS 2 MEN was a band and not a delivery service!

The coroner is unsure what to put as the cause of Michael Jackson's death. He doesn't know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times, or the boogie"


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    chapperschappers Posts: 97
    McDonalds have announced the MJ memorial burger... 50 yr old meat in 12 year old buns

    rumours are that MJ isn't dead and it's all been mis-reported, he actually just went to a children's hospital and had a stroke

    ... i'll get me coat
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    FlavadaveFlavadave Posts: 749
    Bl00dy hell gdh... You work in a joke factory?

    Very good though.
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