Sadistic GF's...
BonusB
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Guys.
I remember there was a thread a while back with people talking about possibly waxing/shaving. Having taken the plunge here's my 2p worth.
I decided to take the plunge and try it out (on the sound advice of Dr Pepper's maxim of "Try it, you may like it"). So rather than plunging into the dark arts of depilitiation (think thats the word) alone, I sought the advice of my girlfriend, who kindly offered to wax me, and that this was the best way forward... To say she took sadistic delight in my suffering would be an understatement as she merrily made her way up my legs. Then she deicded to mention my chest hair (ok very feeble it was to and I was glad to have shot of it) however my belly hair was a luxurious rug of manliness which she then decided to let it be known she disliked and thus it to went the same way as my leg and chest hair. I was sold when she said it may make me look slimmer. I now look like a 6 year old with my top off. Albeit it a slim 6 year old. And it didn't hurt to much...
The moral of this is be very wary about asking partners for wax advice and offers of help as literally once they start they just cant stop. (Thank you Pringles). And you know how good the ladies are at getting their own way.
The upshot of it is that I now have shiny speedy legs (which will make absolutely no difference to my bike or swim times).
But the itching....
The horror. The horror. The horror....
I remember there was a thread a while back with people talking about possibly waxing/shaving. Having taken the plunge here's my 2p worth.
I decided to take the plunge and try it out (on the sound advice of Dr Pepper's maxim of "Try it, you may like it"). So rather than plunging into the dark arts of depilitiation (think thats the word) alone, I sought the advice of my girlfriend, who kindly offered to wax me, and that this was the best way forward... To say she took sadistic delight in my suffering would be an understatement as she merrily made her way up my legs. Then she deicded to mention my chest hair (ok very feeble it was to and I was glad to have shot of it) however my belly hair was a luxurious rug of manliness which she then decided to let it be known she disliked and thus it to went the same way as my leg and chest hair. I was sold when she said it may make me look slimmer. I now look like a 6 year old with my top off. Albeit it a slim 6 year old. And it didn't hurt to much...
The moral of this is be very wary about asking partners for wax advice and offers of help as literally once they start they just cant stop. (Thank you Pringles). And you know how good the ladies are at getting their own way.
The upshot of it is that I now have shiny speedy legs (which will make absolutely no difference to my bike or swim times).
But the itching....
The horror. The horror. The horror....
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I gave the torso a go thinking it would speed up my swim. I then realised I'm not in the national team and it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference. How wrong I was, i was a whole 7 seconds faster. I then bought a trisuit which covers it up anyway.
I love my wife but I would never let her near me with wax, or worse, a razor!
Seriously, if you decide to stick with shaving try the Bodygroom thing for about £30 on Amazon.
Brave foolish boy! Never ever ever let a woman near you with wax (unless of course you're into that sort of thing!)[;)]
My wife was the same when she did the hair on my back.... remember Del boy's baby in Only fools and horses (Damien) with the red evil eyes! That was the look my wife had when she was doing the waxing thing! [:@][:@]
Lesson learned! [:)]
As a mature(ish) bloke of 37 with 2 wonderful children and a very recent pregnancy scare. I was very quickly booked in for the old snip- yes and this was yesterday 3 days after my fall on my bike (broken arm) guess who had to shave me nuts!! The wife - you just can't imagine the grin on her face as she held the razor!! Thankfully all present and correct. (I think i have upset someone lately). Don't think i will go for the all over shave though - does feel odd.
Ian
OH MY GOD! Wife razor and pants off .... I'd run a PB to get away from her!
At least they let your wife do it rather than a nurse (male or female...)
All I can say is : Men remember what us girlies go through to keep you happy........legs etc
madnurse [:D]
And there is no way on gods earth that mm gf is ever coming near me with a razor! (not unti win the lottery & buy her a ferrari anyway)