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MGMG Posts: 470
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Caption "My god this lubricant smells like sh..."
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  • lappieszalappiesza Posts: 36
    Oops! That wasnt a fart after all!
  • BopomofoBopomofo Posts: 980
    "Yeah... think I might have got away with that cheeky fart."



    *EDIT* Oh shit. Lappiesza beat me on the post. Thinking cap back on.
  • MGMG Posts: 470
    Winner gets a half eaten Go-bar.............









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  • Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    Swim, Bike, Run, S**t



    [p.s. I'm appalled at myself that I've even entered this competition. The poor guy. My only excuse is that my Lent fast is over.. so I've just had a rather nice beer]
  • BopomofoBopomofo Posts: 980
    "Carb loading, my coach says. Chicken Vindaloo is ideal, he says. I'm going to kill that bloody conehead when I see him."



    or....



    "Why did I do this in the first run of the Duathlon champs?? WHY??"



    or....



    "I'm going to catch the guy in front that did this if it kills me."



    Conehead..... referring to one of the horror stories that I sent you... this could so easily have been the lady behind me. Ooops.
  • GGBGGB Posts: 482
    How far up did I put the Assos cream ?????





  • If I just stop here in the gutter for a minute Paula Radcliff will come along and wash this s### off me.
  • holy mother of god! what happen?
  • sfullersfuller Posts: 628
    ' oh fuck - i've shit myself! '
  • jacjac Posts: 452
    Oh shit, I can feel some more coming.
  • Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    What is that smell? Has someone shat themselves?
  • Jelly legsJelly legs Posts: 278





    " If i do a paula radcliffe no one will notice surely "
  • jacjac Posts: 452
    F*ck, why do I keep doing that?
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    You train for years, you race, you work your way up the ranks..no one notices, you make one tiny error & no one EVER lets you forget it.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    The on course nutrition needed looking at for future events.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    Now where did I put that chocolate coated powerbar?
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    Run away...run away....!
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    Coming thru......ooops.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    On your left....on your right......everywhere.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    Dave decided lycra was a better choice for next time.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    The need for compression shorts suddenly became apparent.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    The pre race curry & beer party needed a rethink.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    The starters gun always scared Dave.
  • BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    note to self 'never grab chocolate milkshake at the aid station'.
  • "The youth team coach decided that the best way to get it's members to run faster was to stick laxatives in their drink bottles.... and it worked a treat" :)

  • PC_67PC_67 Posts: 196
    Ha, that'll stop them drafting me!
  • PC_67PC_67 Posts: 196
    Britspin wrote:


    The starters gun always scared Dave.

    Genius!
  • Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    Dave couldn't resist a spurt in the last km.
  • Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    As the finish line approached, Dave felt every last ounce draining from his body. It was a race like no other.l
  • Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    Now Dave regretted trying to fart at VO2Max
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