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Unrelated swine flu humour, anyone?
juleso
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April 2009
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I rang the NHS Swine Flu hotline this morning ... couldn't hear anything because there was crackling on the line.
Slow work day...
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Blinkybaz
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April 2009
A colleagues with just phoned up in a panic as she was very low on fuel and could stop at the next station due to swine flu!
We told her it was in mexico not Texaco!
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cantdoitbutwilltri
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April 2009
I woke up this morning with rashers......
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Blinkybaz
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April 2009
souns streakie!
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scott_burrows
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April 2009
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scott_burrows
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April 2009
and again..
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scott_burrows
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April 2009
How do you upload more than 1 picture per post??
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juleso
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April 2009
Ah, there's nothing like a Level 5 Pandemic warning to make the working day pass a little quicker....
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TommiTri
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April 2009
hehe, those are great, although I am pretty worried as I work in a hospital!
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scott_burrows
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April 2009
Don't worry Tommi.. it'll be alright
Do you want to buy a face mask?? I do you good deal...
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Flavadave
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April 2009
Aaaagh you beat me to it Burrows!
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jon_g
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May 2009
if anyone does get any symptoms dont delay, head down the chemists and get some oinkment
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jonE
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May 2009
Anyone who gets Swine Flu is fed pizza as it's the only food that fits under the door.
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Moffatt666
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May 2009
I'm just going to sit here and ride out the aporkalypse.
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Jack Hughes
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May 2009
http://xkcd.com/574/
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http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png[/image]
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We told her it was in mexico not Texaco!
[image]local://2475/F3C733C59E7346E0B61619E0B470DAB7.jpg[/image]
[image]local://2475/6671C3D8A544418C985A3C9BAC69EF64.jpg[/image]
[image]local://2475/A671BF5DD15A467C9820DEA8BCC31A54.jpg[/image]
Do you want to buy a face mask?? I do you good deal...
[image]local://2475/B202D64629DF41D68686F48903EF81A6.jpg[/image]
[image]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png[/image]