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Unrelated swine flu humour, anyone?

julesojuleso Posts: 279
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I rang the NHS Swine Flu hotline this morning ... couldn't hear anything because there was crackling on the line.



Slow work day...

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    BlinkybazBlinkybaz Posts: 1,144
    A colleagues with just phoned up in a panic as she was very low on fuel and could stop at the next station due to swine flu!





    We told her it was in mexico not Texaco!
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    cantdoitbutwilltricantdoitbutwilltri Posts: 310
    I woke up this morning with rashers......
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    BlinkybazBlinkybaz Posts: 1,144
    souns streakie!
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    scott_burrowsscott_burrows Posts: 381
    Pictures :)



    [image]local://2475/F3C733C59E7346E0B61619E0B470DAB7.jpg[/image]
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    scott_burrowsscott_burrows Posts: 381
    and again..



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    scott_burrowsscott_burrows Posts: 381
    How do you upload more than 1 picture per post??



    [image]local://2475/A671BF5DD15A467C9820DEA8BCC31A54.jpg[/image]
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    julesojuleso Posts: 279
    Ah, there's nothing like a Level 5 Pandemic warning to make the working day pass a little quicker....
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    TommiTriTommiTri Posts: 879
    hehe, those are great, although I am pretty worried as I work in a hospital!
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    scott_burrowsscott_burrows Posts: 381
    Don't worry Tommi.. it'll be alright :)



    Do you want to buy a face mask?? I do you good deal...





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    FlavadaveFlavadave Posts: 749
    Aaaagh you beat me to it Burrows!



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    jon_gjon_g Posts: 318
    if anyone does get any symptoms dont delay, head down the chemists and get some oinkment
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    jonEjonE Posts: 1,113
    Anyone who gets Swine Flu is fed pizza as it's the only food that fits under the door.
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    Moffatt666Moffatt666 Posts: 6
    I'm just going to sit here and ride out the aporkalypse.
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    Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    http://xkcd.com/574/

    [image]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png[/image]
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