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The luckiest person alive?!
Jesster
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You've obviously been really really good. Actually, I'm pretty sure that they can spot an excellent employee when they see one!
Sounds really, really fab. And they are actually paying you as well!!
Sounds really, really fab. And they are actually paying you as well!!
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I've just landed the cushtiest job! Looking after a couple of amazing horses (seventeen hands between my legs Cheryl!), job comes with a free flat over a coach house, all bills paid, a fantastic wage on top, time off for my own personal training business, time off to compete (triathlon and horses-they supply the horses!) 200 acres of estate to play in and......PRIVATE BEACHES!!! The estate is on the south coast of Cornwall. Open water swimming anyone??!!!
Anyone else this lucky? I'd love to hear of anyone elses tales of good fortune!! [:D]
Im feeling good today, just took 25sec off my 5km running PB at our local parkrun TT. After not going for months, must mean im doing something right.
Enjoy the job!!
Working within the welfare systen I could rant on about the ones (albeit in the minority) who are getting all sorts of money thrown at them e.g. 'I can't possibly work I have asthma' (as they take another drag on a cigarette) or 'I am so afflicted that I cannot possibly work and need constant care' and get Incapacity Benefit £89.90, Disability Living Allowance High Rate Care £70.10 they live with someone similarly afflicted getting the same money and the first person despite being unfit for work and requires a high degree of personal care claims that they are looking after the personal needs of the second person (yet can't look after their own personal needs!) and gets Carers Allowance of £53.10 and surprise surprise the second person who claims that they require help with their personal care says that they provide personal care for the first person and also gets £53.10 a week - oh yes and they also get their rent and council tax paid, free prescriptions etc. Or the same people live 100 miles apart but they see each other at weekends and that satisfies the 'providing care for 35hrs per week' rule. Yes, you try and figure that one out, 'I require constant attention but at weekends only!'
Sorry did I just come across as all bitter and cynical there?
Had a very hard week - almost resigned, had one bloke who said he couldn't possibly work as 'my lungs are like rice paper' scream down the phone at me for 5 minutes until I terminated the call.
Anyway - bloody good show - and I really do mean that Jesster, that is fantastic - be warned we are now expecting fantastic reports from you. Gosh, I am trying to visualise it, the only thing that's missing is the Lear jet on call.
I've recently been given the reigns of the family business (keeping the horsey theme) out in Lanzarote which does come with a beach front villa, indoor pool with gym and steam room and the added bonus of year round sun and of course being the boss now I dont expect to have to do much work.
problem is it cost a bloody fortune to get 220 delivered out there and any bike bling is 3 times the price.
not sure if i could get 17 hands between my legs......
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Seventeen hands between the legs? Makes my eyes water just thinking of it!! [;)]
Well done hun!!! xxxx
That said congratulations all the same you must have been a bloody saint in a previous existence!!! Enjoy
Naughty Naughty!!
What does that actually mean?
and congrats!!! Sounds epic!