The bike has a name
MATTmatt
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The other the day the wife informed me that I had to take my bike out of the dining room and put it in the garage. I was shocked first of all she called it THE BIKE and not by its name (Hilda) How would she like it if I didn’t call her by her name and secondly its cold in the garage, how would she like to sleep in the garage
Then she tells me that I am sad for giving THE BIKE a name, Again I go back to my first point. I am now thinking that I will move Hilda and she can sleep next to me
Then she tells me that I am sad for giving THE BIKE a name, Again I go back to my first point. I am now thinking that I will move Hilda and she can sleep next to me
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There is only one thing to do
DIVORCE
If you wife can see that every bike deserves a name and should be treated with respect then theres no hope for her!!!!!
The other option I suppose would be to sit her down and explain the connection you have with the bike as an athlete. if she laughs when you say athlete you have my permission to make her sleep in the front garden.
Its the name and the personal connection which makes us faster on the bike.
Mines called flossie!!!!
i mean the whole isssue is about her after all and i think her voice should be heard too...
"I'll have the chicken" I said.
"Fcuk you, your having soup, I was talking to the cat"
Not sure how this is going to work out