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OT - Bike Theft Protection

Hey cant remember who got one nicked recently,

seen this : http://www.tooled-up.com/Product.asp?PID=143876

hook your bike up to some thing heavy or immovable using locks, slows them down, alarm goes off..you can phone police/engage with thiefs


  • md6md6 Posts: 969
    coma - I was expecting something more like a bear trap for bike thiefs from what you said, but no i have re read it feel a little stupid, but i think a bear trap would work better, that'll learn the fcuker
  • if it were legal id just put down a bear traps..punji sticks....landmines...and possibly a shark.
  • md6md6 Posts: 969
    a shark, brilliant. one of those ones with lazers and stuff like conehead has on his secret volcano island
  • BlinkybazBlinkybaz Posts: 1,144
    2 thoughts

    1) electrify the bike so it zapps all thevies!

    2) Store your bike on cioneheads secret island!!!
  • BlinkybazBlinkybaz Posts: 1,144
    Forgot to say

    Love the idea of sharks with lazers and bear traps. Maybe just put a bear in the shed with your bike.
  • md6md6 Posts: 969
    No Bears are notorious bike theifs
  • BlinkybazBlinkybaz Posts: 1,144
    I didnt mean the Chicargo bears! The big brown Grizzly ones will do or even polar bears! Kooala's are a bit small!
  • a bear? you crazy?

    This happened in a crowded city in China


    Luckily i think they caught the bear

  • BmanBman Posts: 442
    Im just looking for that pic in this month's 220 review of IM china. He obviously didnt win it then. Forgot to shave his legs, silly bear!
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