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Ass cream....

I wore a pair of tri pants and after the ‘swim’ (3.8km) all the Lube was gone! That made for a long day in the saddle….a very long day. I luckily packed a small bottle of ‘Assos’ chamois cream in my top tube bag, but applying that on the fly was rather cumbersome....probably looked strange also.

I tried using body glide in the tri pants before the swim thinking it would be more water proof….

Any advice??


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    boodogboodog Posts: 18
    Have you tried any of Anne Summers products? [:D]
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    sfullersfuller Posts: 628
    just bang a lump of lard down there.
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    Can't believe none of you have mentioned the obvious answer: have a squad of highly trained, highly beautiful(natch) volunteers to meet you in transition, then at set points throughout to give your arse and nadgers a good rubbing up...honestly!! [sm=rolleyes.gif]
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    BritspinBritspin Posts: 1,655
    Fluffers in transition? Outside assistance..or would it count as inside assistance?
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