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So what have the boffins in the Soreen R&D department been up to I hear you ask? Well, as I got home from work to find a pack these left for me on the table, developing Soreen Go bars it seems.

I took one of the "fruity cereal" bars out with me on my training ride tonight and it was thoroughly pleasant – kind of like a sticky flapjack with the Soreeny maltiness kicking in after a couple of chews. Not too sweet, and a nice alternative to the SIS Go I had been chugging.

Soreen, is there anything it can't do?


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    Jack HughesJack Hughes Posts: 1,262
    Gasp! First, creating spermatozoa from stem cells, and now this!

    Hell must be full.
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    chapperschappers Posts: 97
    like a sticky flapjack with the Soreeny maltiness kicking in after a couple of chews
    good god, I think this could be the start of a soreen porn thread soreen recipes anyone?
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    BopomofoBopomofo Posts: 980
    Those malt-mangling eggheads have been up to other acts of fruit-fetish stickiness.... spotted in the wild (well, in Tesco Express) were sneaky little packets containing a couple of pre-buttered slices of our favourite malty carb-grenade.

    Devilishly clever. I'm just waiting for those brown-loaf-bothering-boffins to stick one in a blender and make a Soreen-smoothy.

    I'm still a bit disappointed that Soreen didn't respond to my e-mail telling them all about the triathlon maltathlon that's quietly happening under their noses. Mind you, Lucozade didn't respond either when I suggested they sponsor the much needed porta-potties at longer events with giant "Lucozade Sport Drop-Off Point" signs...

    I'm so under-appreciated.
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    gingertrigingertri Posts: 277
    genius! they have to be better than those zipvit ones! did they make you go faster in training?
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