....surviving only on warm urine and hot doggers.......
I'm sure none of you sweaty tri men would be so pansy-like....
Makes a great beat to run to, especially by moonlight.......
sounds like a fun event , pity it's so far away as I may have come down
Jesster is comin all the way up from smugglerland just to be part of the smiley crew!
Has anyone seen my smiley !!
Beside it cant be me, i cant bend in the middle like that lucky chap.
Or would it be rude to speak with your mouth full..........
Im an outdoor survival expert!
Hmmmmmmmm, thats a loaded statement.
Now lets just look at the facts, we like to "dress up" in skin tight lycra with our garbage on display, we are envious of other mens rims and we obsess about lube.........NOPE I'm all MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
bugger, chipped a nail............