It seems I am utterly irresistible to the over forties. quite why this is, i have no idea.
How true!
Let me tell you what is going on here, if I may.
Two things you need to know about the over 40s. 1) They still think they are 25, but 2) They now have confidence that they never had when they were 25 - money, career - all things that fuel the male ego and sense of self worth.
So, the 25 year olds are, no doubt, just as attracted to you as the over 40s. It's just that they are too scared of you to let you know [:)].
What you'll find, is that the only 25 year olds that are plucky enough, will probably turn out to be narcissistic sociopaths. But, as that describes most triathletes, your bound to strike it lucky soon.
God this thread is strange we've got love line triathlons traffic light love whatever next????? I just tend to ask about swimming and where to get stuff from.
Maybe Wiggle are missing out on a market triathlon dating???
I wish I was utterly irrisistible to the over 40's!!!!!
I seem to have no problems attracting the over 60's or the under 20's. The over 60's for the reasons Jack has already identified I suppose and the under 20's because they obviously feel I will have all of the benefits of Coneheads Rookie training days!
And before you even think it - no! 20 year olds are NOT attractive to someone of 47, or should I say a female of 47 as it doesn't seem to work the the same way with men!
Aint no good when they're barely out of nappies.........
Our these the only races you are doing this year, as I will try and make the effort to come down . To help with the renovation if you don't think I am to old at 41 but according to a fitness test I did recently my heart and body are that of a 30 year old
Sounds like you have the scaffolding all ready sorted
I area with that one I can't think of two better things tri and females , but they both take a lot of effort and hard work to make it work or become good at
I'm reading a book at the moment about a girl who falls in love with a vampire and I really cant put it down!
The story has affected me so much that I am now on the lookout for a romantic yet dangerous vampire of my own, so if any of you guys fit the undead/breathtakingly handsome bill then please do look me up.
P.S The vampire in question was born in 1918, which definitely puts him in to the over-forties category [;)]
I recently went to spain on a 10 day trining camp and did a 120 miles on the bike in one day including two climbs of over 1,000 metre and climbed in total in the day over 10,000 feet 3 time higher than ben nevis . I was white as a sheet after and felt like the undead then . But did manage a 3 mile run after
I am now on the lookout for a romantic yet dangerous vampire of my own, so if any of you guys fit the undead/breathtakingly handsome bill then please do look me up.
P.S The vampire in question was born in 1918, which definitely puts him in to the over-forties category [;)]
That is f***ing hilarious Jess! Try Christchurch- plenty of nearly dead /totally dead types round here although breathtakingly handsome? Maybe 60 years ago.
@ Pacman, don't know what events I'm doing after Blenheim if I survive the swim / bike on Tri bike lol.
I am sure you will survive, I am doing the club relays for certain in august and maybe bala , but looking for another race in the later part of the summer.
You should go to scarbourgh for the undead as it seem to attract load as dracular come from there or the writer does anyway
OI woman, my uncle lives in Christchurch, less of the lip! lol
And pacman, i am on the lookout for a bona fide gorgeous vampire. Overly exerted mere mortal just will not cut the mustard!! sorry about that old chum.
I am sure you will survive, I am doing the club relays for certain in august and maybe bala , but looking for another race in the later part of the summer.
You should go to scarbourgh for the undead as it seem to attract load as dracular come from there or the writer does anyway
Almost,Try Whitby for the Dracula legend.Scarborough is just full of old people that look dead.
so Bex....... are you going to tell us how the date went last night with the hot bod from Bournemouth??? Please say it was lousy so that I can have him. Although I suppose at 29 he may be a tad too young for me!
He he, you are spilling all my secrets Cheryl!!! Hmm, well it seemed to go quite well- he is quite a hotty and the fact that he's into tri helps although I fear I could be lagging somewhat! We shall just have to see; early days and all! x
OOH mate you had a date? I'm jealous!! Does he look anything like Chris from the other weekend? you know, the one Steph and Heidi were gagging for?! Do you have a photo you can send me? Lol Did you get a smooch?
That guy I was telling you about Jess who is a mate of someone at the tri club. Lighter hair than Chris- good bod though- think he's racing at OD and been doing it a few years. Shall have to see what happens eh? Any news at your end?! x P.S. Chris was a god; shame about the conversational skills lol- he couldnt handle the 'Bex chat' !!!
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Let me tell you what is going on here, if I may.
Two things you need to know about the over 40s. 1) They still think they are 25, but 2) They now have confidence that they never had when they were 25 - money, career - all things that fuel the male ego and sense of self worth.
So, the 25 year olds are, no doubt, just as attracted to you as the over 40s. It's just that they are too scared of you to let you know [:)].
What you'll find, is that the only 25 year olds that are plucky enough, will probably turn out to be narcissistic sociopaths. But, as that describes most triathletes, your bound to strike it lucky soon.
There's a compliment in there somewhere. I think.
Maybe Wiggle are missing out on a market triathlon dating???
This has got to be the strangest thread.
I seem to have no problems attracting the over 60's or the under 20's. The over 60's for the reasons Jack has already identified I suppose and the under 20's because they obviously feel I will have all of the benefits of Coneheads Rookie training days!
And before you even think it - no! 20 year olds are NOT attractive to someone of 47, or should I say a female of 47 as it doesn't seem to work the the same way with men!
Aint no good when they're barely out of nappies.........
Females are the only thing more interesting than triathlon!
Sounds like you have the scaffolding all ready sorted
Also we know how to treat a woman, as most of us have had some experience down the line
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?
The story has affected me so much that I am now on the lookout for a romantic yet dangerous vampire of my own, so if any of you guys fit the undead/breathtakingly handsome bill then please do look me up.
P.S The vampire in question was born in 1918, which definitely puts him in to the over-forties category [;)]
I recently went to spain on a 10 day trining camp and did a 120 miles on the bike in one day including two climbs of over 1,000 metre and climbed in total in the day over 10,000 feet 3 time higher than ben nevis . I was white as a sheet after and felt like the undead then . But did manage a 3 mile run after
That is f***ing hilarious Jess! Try Christchurch- plenty of nearly dead /totally dead types round here although breathtakingly handsome? Maybe 60 years ago.
@ Pacman, don't know what events I'm doing after Blenheim if I survive the swim / bike on Tri bike lol.
You should go to scarbourgh for the undead as it seem to attract load as dracular come from there or the writer does anyway
And pacman, i am on the lookout for a bona fide gorgeous vampire. Overly exerted mere mortal just will not cut the mustard!! sorry about that old chum.
Garlic, anyone?
any way like garlic to much to be a vampire , but I do like my steak rare thou
Almost,Try Whitby for the Dracula legend.Scarborough is just full of old people that look dead.
Spill all girl, I think we all need to know!
Come on, tell all!!! [:D]
Give me a ring later and tell me all about your new dude.....!